"We ran out of floorboards, so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!"

When I was younger, I preferred a messy room because anyone could walk in and by looking at my stuff, they could get a picture of who I am and what kind of stuff I do. I usually prefer a cleaner room now, but "cleaner" is by definition a relative term. Today my room seems to be saying a lot about me, so I took a few snapshots. Picspam follows; pictures are embiggenable* by clicking.

*not a word, but neither is "embiggen" in the first place